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Last night I met Lindsey and her brother Josh for some drinks, little did we know that a psychic Italian was going to sit down at our table and read our palms. (But that's Italy for you, keep up.)

My palm said I was a crazy girl who is selfless and unappreciated. He said I have been in an accident, but that's technically not true because I've had a lot of accidents. I am also a bit of a wanderlust. Supposedly a problem is going to arise in my family and I will be the one to resolve it, so watch out! Also I'm going to be very rich, but I won't care about the money. Sounds pretty good, right? I asked him if he could see in my palm whether or not I would get to go to a zombie bar in my lifetime -since I never got to go to this one in Prague: and he said "no", but I'm going to take that as a "maybe" because I don't think he really understood what a zombie was.

Josh was next and his palm said he was never going to be rich but he would be happy, which is true because he's a teacher. He said Josh liked to fly without a plane. I don't know what that means but I'm in. He loves his parents, I don't know what kind of revelation that is but we accepted it. I can't really remember what else he said.

Then it was Lindsey's turn. She likes stars, although he could have seen her tattoo of a star on her foot. She's very emotional and likes to share with people. He said she is very rich, but he didn't know in what, so it could be money, friendships, happiness, or whatever.

So if you ever want a free palm reading and you happen to be in Italy I can point you in the right direction. Also, who of you knows where a girl can find a good zombie bar?